Damn, I tried prank calling again, but this time everyone was ready for me. And by that, I mean no one answered my calls, except for Deokho. Good job Deokho.

Commax hates racism. Commax hates it with a passion. The only person who probably hates racism more than me is Batman. Batman hates everything. That being said, I've created a list of everything that is racist. Here it is:

Dolphins

helicopters

 oak trees

vampire bunnies

XBox 360

hurricanes (according to Louis Farakahn, Hurricane Katrina was a ploy by the government to destroy New Orleans' black population)

tornadoes (why do they only attack trailer parks? RACIST)

Tsunamis (Leave Asia alone fucking racist water)

Right-handed scissors

sock puppets

Adolescent Radioactive Karate Hamsters

harmless robots

diet soda

hard erasers that don't erase good

reverse vampires

Strawberry Kool-Aid

spaceships

Yeah, that's about it. I'm bored. Have a wonderful day.