Ha Ha Ha! The joke is on you. This whole "my cell phone plan is expiring" thing was a lie. My cell is still going strong. The part about me having thousands of unused minutes is true. Now why would I commit all of this deceit? Simple. I wanted you all to be off guard when I made my prank calls.

Yesterday I had a good time making prank calls. I suspect that I was the only one who enjoyed it. Man you guys are no fun, except for Julieto. He's the only one who didn't get bent out of shape because of the prank. My friend Erica got all pissed and threatened to fuck me up. But it's cool because she doesn't know it was me who pranked her. It took her nine minutes to realize that it was a prank call. Shit, I was running out of material too. I pranked one of my co-workers. Her English isn't perfect, so she really didn't know what was going on. Then her boyfriend called me and he probably wants to kick my ass now. Some of bums didn't have the courtesy to pick up the phone when I called. Luckily, I'm a gentleman, so I don't leave prank messages. What sucked the most is that I had to go back and apologize to the people I pranked. I totally learned something from this. That lesson is to never use your cell phone when you're prank calling others. Well actually I didn't learn that because no one really knew it was me. I used a bad Ms. Moneypenny accent. In leiu of this disappointment, I've decided to display some highlights of my pranking:

Commax: Have you had homosexual relations within the past 12 months?

Julieto: Yeah. Everyday man.

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Commax: Where do you do your grocery shopping?

Erica: Save-A-Lot.

Commax: You mean that ghetto ass shopping dump?

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Erica: I'm gonna fuck up whoever this is.

Commax: No thanks. I'm already in a relationship. But thanks for the offer.

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Commax: Are you literate?

Julieto: No.

Commax: Would you like to purchase a Time Magazine subscription?

Julieto: I told you I can't read.

Commax: Would you like to get the magazine so you can look at the pictures?

Julieto: Okay.